The Lord is near those who have a broken heart, and saves such as have a contrite spirit.
– Psalm 34:18. A verse which has given me comfort on several occasions over the years.
Stray Thoughts
Don’t you hate it when a thought gets you down, but then you forget the thought, so you’re left feeling down and you can’t remember why? Happened to me over last weekend, and I can’t remember what I was thinking about…
I give you the greatest band of all time. You know who they are. That’s right. Those guys. With the love and the peace and the awesome music. I could go on.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t play the lottery. It doesn’t have nearly enough balls.
He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
He can slam a revolving door.
They can’t find life on Mars because Chuck Norris got there first.
He once kicked a horse in the face. It’s descendants are now known as giraffes.
Noah was the only man notified before he relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
About me
Attempted the first ever head transplant. On an ant. Results were inconclusive. So I picked up a guitar, drumsticks, and microphone to tell you how it made me feel. AWESOME!
